The Mariah Scareys were a tough match for us Balls to the Face. We beat 'em once before so we should have beat 'em again. Except the Glitter Lovers played with a very serious mission; revenge against Mark Tullman who made fun of their tighty whities back in the 7th grade. And then there was my team, Balls to the Face. We played seriously as well...very seriously drunk.
It looks like there is an ENTIRE league for homosexual dodgeball players. Big Apple Dodgeball. BAD for short. They even have great names like Boy Butter, Sandwich, Cubby Hole, and Therapy (see I knew it was about revenge).
All in all, I have learned to never underestimate a gay dodgeball team. They are playing for keeps and taking it to heart. And they look a lot better doing it, too. :)
(This is actually a picture of the Glitter Lovers from BAD. Hi Steve-O! I have the same socks)
As a member of the Glitter Lovers you call the Mariah Scareys, it not only gave us the satisfaction of beating you guys in the tournament, beating you fueled our GrAY fire. Anytime you want a dodgeball beatdown from the GrAY team, let us know. We would be happy to show how being hot and winning at dodgeball really looks like. And if you want some SERIOUS competition from a dodgeball league, I would join BAD! because it's a lot more fun and the afterparties blows NYCSSC out of the water.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve-O,
ReplyDeleteI send my apologies. I never actually played the Glitter Lovers. But, I absolutely love, love, love your photo. I'll make a correction in my blog asap so that no one thinks you are the Mariah Scareys from NYSSC. :) And I believe 100% that your after parties blow us out of the water. Your outfits alone do.